Hannibal Buress - Pickle Juice
CLASSICKKK.
I enjoy this joke twice as much because I used to do the pickle juice flickkk as a kid.
I’m currently participating in a 6 week, Biggest Loser-style weight-loss contest at work so I took this comment quite personally.
Soulja Boy and Young L - Ones (Produced by FKI)
Part of me is obviously like: “SACRILEGE! EVERY FKI BEAT EVERRR MADE BELONGS TO TRAVVVIIIEEE PORTER.”
But the other part of me is like: “Chill sonnn, the beat prevails. There is a sputtering throat croak being chased by carnival synths and toy soldier drum rolls. Take some time to smell the roses, you ungrateful bastard.”
“BAWWWL_FOR
FUN.
THROWING.
ONES.”
Like ‘Blue Valentine’ ….but with revenge fantasies and flame throwers.
YES!
Gucci Mane and V-Nasty - Let’s Get Faded
I want to say something about the bucketloads of joy that every single layer of this seemingly basic Zaytoven beat brings to me… but alas! my children, I’ve been Harlem Shaking to this trackkk for the last 5 minutes and my mind matter has turned to fuckkking mulch.
So my review pretty much goes like this - Doo-doo-doo-doo-doot doot doot (nyiaow-nuh-nuh-nyiaow nyiaow) weaaaaaaaaaaah weaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh Duh-duh-duh-duh DOMDOMDOMDOM Doo-doo-doo-doo-doot doot doot…
P.S BAYTL? Yeah, OKKK. More like ZAYTL.
I’m a motherfucking starrrrrrrrr (starrr)
Look at the paint on the carrrrrrrrrr (carrr)
Too much rim make the ride too harrrrd…
“Great art is horseshit, buy tacos.”
— Charles Bukowski
Boots Electric - Boots Electric Theme Song
Miffed @ the internets for not having informed me abt the release of a solo Boots Electric album last year.
T.I (feat Travis Porter & Young Dro) - Hot Wheels
T.I feat. Travis Porter and Young Dro - Hot Wheels
This track is on that new T.I tape but Travis Porter end up stamping their hyper-stylized signature all over it and sprinting away with the limelight.
I know it’s probably been said a million times before but… Traaavvviiieee’s whole stooopid fruity swaggg rappp flows really are a thing of beauty.
