January 2010
13 posts
“He had a big damn mirror in front of the piano, with this big spotlight on him,...”
– Holden Caulfield (Catcher in the Rye, J.D Salinger)
I feel you, homie.
Cadence Weapon - Tattoos & What They Really...
Gucci Mane - Break Ya Self
Being proven wrong is a...
TOP 10: N8'S SATANIC VERSES EDITION
Top 10 things my 10 year old cousin N8, aka the Second Coming of the Antichrist, has uttered in my presence in 2009.
10. “You tuck your shirt IN? God, what a nerd”
9. “Yeah, my best friend ..he’s had ripped abs since Grade 4. Seriously. It’s coz he only eats wholegrain all day”
8. “I swear, my best friend broke Usain Bolt’s record at recess. We just didn’t time it.”
7. “My...
HEY, HOW'S IT GOING?
So a couple of weeks ago, I was taking a piss at the workplace washroom when this other dude stepped into the stall next to me. I heard him walk past me, but I paid him no mind. But then the dude went “Hey J” and I was like fucketyfuckfuck! (FYI, I hatehatehate it when people talk to me when I’m peeing. Don’t they know that I need all of my attention for focussed urination?). Needless to say, I...
Honour Thy Throne
This is an old facebook post, but I’m rehashing it (again) since it decently articulates my agenda and serves as a good primer regarding what I’m all about. Also, I’m lazy. So here we go (again):
Today on my way to work, this random stranger kept talking to me about the top 5 records that ‘defined’ him. He kept yapping about how the Velvet Underground, My Bloody...
