July 2010
27 posts
“Sometimes fate is like a small sandstorm that keeps changing directions. You...”
– Haruki Murakami, “Kafka on the Shore”
Feeeelings? Ugh, yes, sure, of course. But you can’t see me though. Elmo let ‘em know.
WatchRick Ross feat The Roots - “BMF” Live (via the Fader)
So last week I was vacuuming the basement and doing laundry to this track. Yeeeeaaah, booiiiiiii. House chore swag! Except instead of rapping “I think I’m Big Meech, Larry Hoover” (I loove choruses that make me google), I kept going: “I got that white bleach, that black hoover”. I thought it was pretty...
“(What are your ghosts like?)
(They are on the insides of the lids of my eyes.)...”
– Jonathan Safran Foer, “Everything Is Illuminated”
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gifparty:
Look at this gorgeous, regal creature! Don’t fight the heat in your loins. Resistance is futile.
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The Coup featuring Black Thought and Talib Kweli -...
Jasper Johns, “Target”
Sol LeWitt, “Untitled Lithograph”
For the last month or so, my workplace computer’s wallpaper has been a combination of these two (posted side by side) because
a) minimalism ftw obviously, all day, everyday.
b) More importantly: I hope some project manager walking by gets a seizure coz of this. I think it might be fun to watch. Not like...
gifparty:
My kind of girl, obviously. All day, every day.
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NO OFFENSE BUT I'D RATHER EAT CHEESESTEAKS IN THE...
So I was at this wedding reception in Philly the other day, when this cute girl that I sorta knew started chatting with me at the bar.
A few minutes into our chat she goes, “So me and a couple of friends are gonna crash at my place and watch a movie. You wanna come with?”
I was like, “Maybe? What’re you watching?”
And she goes, “Nothing but the best, babe....
Top 10 items Upper Management has caught me...
I should’ve been working, but yknow… my curiosity tends to be pretty intense. Plus, I need to slack off periodically to ensure that my mind functions flawlessly at peak intervals. It really isn’t procrastination, I tell them, it’s about Leveraging Lethargy …. Strategic Mental Maximization Calisthenics, if you will.
Anyways, top 10 items Upper Management has caught...
Bill Callahan/Smog - The Well
“So I stayed...
Top 5 texts I've received this year
Top 5 texts I’ve received this year ..so far that is
5. Is weed supposed to make you horny? r u busy? p.s not hittin on you
4. Vulva! That’s the word I was looking 4!
3. if this bitch says vajayjay one more time I swear…
2. almost there. I have to pee can I borrow a zigzag. To clarify when I did that it was pee not poo. Does that make it better
1. if u’ve got any balls, say that to my...
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Watchmonique-r:
nothin that i do is normal.
YES! This track is full of wins.
See: “Ice game dumb dumb, now its even dumber” “She’s a snake charmer, anaconda / a real man eater, like jeffrey dahmer”
Also: “Hoppin out in house shoes, like the shit normal” = braggadocio that’s relevant to working class immigrants + raps my dad would approve of. Gucci...
Big Boi - Daddy Fat Sax (Album: Sir Lucious...
gifparty:
I just told Prince about how our long weekend got robbed because Canada Day fell on a Thursday this time. I’ve barely slept and am now at work with a throbbing headache on a Friday.
As you can tell from Prince’s reaction, he thinks its pretty ridiculous too.
P.S Peep the open-mouthed dude in the back. He is here to remind us that life is wonderful and awe inspiring!
