“GOD: I own you like I own the caves.
THE OCEAN: Not a chance. No comparison.
GOD: I made you. I could tame you.
THE OCEAN: At one time, maybe. But not now.
GOD: I will come to you, freeze you, break you.
THE OCEAN: I will spread myself like wings. I am a billion tiny feathers. You have no idea what’s happened to me.”—
Email of the Year? : "I like u (all things considered)..."
My inbox was blessed with this email today. It’s from a dear frienemy I haven’t heard from in a year. This is how she chooses to reconnect. Coz that’s how she rolls.
I choked on a scoop of Raisin Bran while I was reading this. Hope you do too.
it’s meeeeee! how’s it going? n-e-wayz i know u hate formalities so I’m gonna get straight to it. it’s 2 am. i just woke up from a dream i had about u (I KNOW!). so..like it’s 3rd year university and u ask me out (I KNOW! I KNOW. MIND=BLOWN.) I think ur too crazy for me but I like u (all things considered) so i say yes. you pick me up and take me out to this cozy lil restaurant downtown. i feel very special coz u never ever come to dinner with any of us, let alone take someone to it. anyway its like a perfect date right? good food, wine, conversation, ur charming, im gorgeous etc etc everything’s perfect. we go back to my place and start making out on the couch (I KNOW, I KNOW… COULD WE BE MORE CLICHE???). Then i get up of the couch and grab your hands off of me..i’m trying to lead u into the bedroom right? but u pull me back onto the couch, pull my hair back and whisper “no let’s just stay here. i wanna lick your hair while you watch c-span” ….then you turn the tv on, switch the channel to cspan, and start licking my hair!!!!!!!
that’s pretty much where i got up. im sweating bullets as i type this. i wish i was making this up. i just HAD to tell u. i cant stop laughing. I AM DYING OVER HERE. cant stop. im trying so hard not to wake my bf up.but i cant stop LOLOLOL. HAIRLICKING. CSPAN. LoLOLOLOL. I cant even begin to…
i think if i mentioned this to anyone else on the planet, they would judge me and look at me all weird but i know u would understand and appreciate.