April 2011
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Re: Gloom
Me to Grown-Ass Acquaintance: Why do you look so sad? Grown-Ass Acquaintance: *huge sigh* I left my banana in my jeep.
March 2011
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“Hey, I’m an extremist. I don’t believe in middle ground. If I leave,...”
– Announcements I make @ work (that I probably should consider rephrasing)
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“Does it break my heart, of course, every moment of every day, into more pieces...”
– Jonathan Safran Foer (Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close)
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I actually like this song a lot.
Re: Bare Necessities
Receptionist: You look chipper! Me: I am! It’s sunny outside. Plus I just got a new box of Honey Bunches of Oats. With vanilla clusters. So yeah, good mood, can’t complain. Receptionist: That’s good. You seem like you’re looking for something though? Me: Yeah, the Colombian coffee? I can’t seem to find it. Receptionist: Oh. Sorry, we ran out of it. Maybe try the Earl...
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“I’m working really hard over here.”
– Uttered by some dude who was having a full-on business meeting chat on his cellphone while taking a dump @ the workplace washroom (I shit you not)
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“In the name of the best within you, do not sacrifice this world to those who are...”
– Ayn Rand
GURRRL.
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Y does this exist?
Da Backwudz (featuring Killer Mike) - Getting to...
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“When the pawn hits the conflicts he thinks like a king
What he knows throws the...”
– TITLE of Fiona Apple’s sophomore album
GET EM GURRRL. ALL DAY, EVERY DAY.
Re: Ppl still using Charlie Sheen catchphrases
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Never forget. Ever (Ever Ever? Ever Ever).
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