July 2011
91 posts
#I_DONT_NEED_NOBODY_I_DONT_WANT_NOBODY
How I spend my long weekends.
“Yeah dude. Our neighbour always offers to mow our lawn. So I let him. And I always catch him staring at my girlfriend’s vagina. ALWAYS.”
—Amazing anecdotes from amazing people
“Look, don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying its… wrong per se..I’m just saying….. there is such a thing as TOO MUCH anal.”
—Overheard @ McDonalds
Y EXACTLY?
“No shame in my game, bitch I think I’m R. Kelly
Fucking with the gangsters, I don’t watch ‘Belly’
10 felon man, bitch I cosign myself
I don’t fuck with real niggas coz they slaves off the shelf…” —
Fucking with the gangsters, I don’t watch ‘Belly’
10 felon man, bitch I cosign myself
I don’t fuck with real niggas coz they slaves off the shelf…” —
Lil B, “Show You Who The Bitch”
Dayyyum. Attacking this glorified concept of realness (even if it’s just in passing) with the “slaves off the shelf” stab is some potent ishhht.
Also, he starts his verse with:
For all you niggas talking down the fucking Pretty Bitch
I’ma tell you like this - he gon fuck your fucking bitch
Move like me, I don’t trip off shit
Bitch I’m in the rap game and you suckas on my dick
Rap niggas crying, asking …can they get a verse
Bitch I’m Young Based God, nigga I aint got time
Bitch I got too many things on my mind
Shit’s…way fucking deeper than a rhyme…
So yeah, can we please start geeking out over Bitch Mob alreadyyy?
WHT AND Y EXACTLY?
“Hey, come to the Asian Food festival tonight? I can come pick you up after my arm pit hair laser removal”
—Special texts from special people
“I like to see people reunited, I like to see people run to each other, I like the kissing and the crying, I like the impatience, the stories that the mouth can’t tell fast enough, the ears that aren’t big enough, the eyes that can’t take in all of the change, I like the hugging, the bringing together, the end of missing someone.”
—
Jonathan Safran Foer (Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close)
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