Re: Social Media
Nice, Well-Adjusted, Friendly Person: Why didn’t you answer my text? ….You should get a Blackberry. You can chat for free with like your top 10 friends.
Me: Wow.Wow.Wow.Wow.Wow. Top 10? Ten? TEN? That is way, waaayyy, waaaaaayyyyyy more than all the friend I have.
Nice, Well-Adjusted, Friendly Person: *shakes head* *resumes checking her cellphone*