Verse 1, Riff Raff
Tasers, house full of lazers
Mouth full of glaciers, from the outskirts of Asia
Medication, deep thoughts, meditation
Pay me for a favour, Rap Game Joe Frazier
Burberry Pager, swing Suburban off a cliff
Raff Riff, Rap Game Stromile Swift
Ain’t nothin to it, dip a stick in embalming fluid
Cutting coke in the Buick, Rap Game Martha Stewart
Now Ima be a nice nerd, the Benz look like an iceberg
???, vice verse, two times, twice words
Swung through East Whistle in a dope fiend rental
Crushing instrumentals without a pen or pencil
Your whole squad garbage, I see why you lethargic
Swung through Olive Garden, give me Egyptian massages
Now you can go and hate me but you can’t navigate me
A 10 is what they rate me and your sister wanna rape me (woooh)…
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If you’ve been paying attention to Riff Raff’s delightfully absurd twitter in recent months, you know that he has also bragged about being the following:
- RAP GAME DEBRA DUNCAN
- RAP GAME TOM HANKS
- RAP GAME JOHNNY BRAVO
- RAP GAME REBECCA LOBO
- RAP GAME FORREST FiRE / RAP GAME SMOKEY THE BEAR
- RAP GAME JENNY CRAiG / MAKE YA LOSE WEiGHT … RAP GAME JANE FONDA
- I PULL UP iN THE “WHEELS OF FORTUNE” … RAP GAME PAT SAYJACK iN THE BLACK MAYBACH
- RAP GAME “THAT FEELiNG YOU GET WHEN YOU SEE A $20 DOLLAR BiLL LAYiNG ON THE SIDEWALK”
- RAP GAME DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER AT MCDONALD’S WHEN U ARE DRUNK AT 3:17am AND NOTHiNG ELSE iS OPEN
- RAP GAME MOON WALK iN YOUR FRONT YARD AT YOUR 8 YEAR OLD KiD’S BiRTHDAY PARTY
- RAP GAME “YOUR HiGH SCHOOL BASKETBALL COACHES CHiNA CABiNET”… (when he invites you over for dinner so that he can mack on your mom)
Riff Raff feat. Fat Pimp - I.C.U
To celebrate my recent discovery of this relatively old video, I’ve compiled a list of my favourite lines off of it. FYI - They are ranked based upon how much I’d like to witness them in real life.
4. “Canary Mercedes, colour like a baby…”
3. “I got infrared dots the size of pepperoni…”
2. “Me and Alicia Keys push keys down TC…”
1. “I done popped trunks on your grandmama’s cul de sac…”
